"I'm going to see to it that your ass gets bit by a big old German Shepherd."

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 02/17/2017 at 15:12 • Filed to: None

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So very NSFW

“This isn’t a bodega or a McDonalds. You know there are only psychic energy readings. There’s no menu. Get out with those ‘ums’.”

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/17/2017 at 15:19

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/17/2017 at 15:41

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Something about the noise of him hanging up on people is oddly soothing.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/17/2017 at 15:45

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I really want to hire him to run the front desk at my shop. I’m running out of self restraint for dumb questions.

“Hello, XYZ Collision Repair, how can I help you?”

“Do ya’ll do body work?”

*click